Stupid asses….still

So right after I posted that last entry with the hottie Brazilian I did some searching around on Google and found that everybody from the US needs a VISA to enter Brazil and of course me and Peter don’t have shit. We’re still illegal as hell in Germany and have no clue how to get a Brazilian Visa as an American over here. I tried calling the Embassy in Washington DC but the guy didn’t speak English or Spanish or German, which I think was bullshit. It was like 5:01 so I think the lazy bastard just wanted to go home to fuck his hot Brazilian wife, and I can hardly blame the dude.

So we’re exactly where we’ve always been. No Visa, no idea how to get one, and 3 weeks to figure it out. Plus, Brazil is not a top tier country like Germany. I’d consider it middle 2nd tier, the “Alabama” of the world. You’re probably ok, but don’t go down the dirt roads at dark. Needless to say, they don’t issue airport Visa’s and theres no hundred year history of saving Brazilian ass and defending democracy against evil mustachioed men, so we don’t get the white glove treatment like we get here. Plus we need to get all kinds of vaccinations and shots before we enter the place. Anyway, I will keep everybody up to date…