January 2008
19 posts
Gualeguaychu - The Camping Recap
So I haven’t updated anyone on the camping trip. It was actually not as horrible as I expected. I’m short on time, so here’ some of the highlights. -First off, we had to drive 4 hours through the swamp to get to this place. But it was a double decker bus, so it felt like we were flying because you can hardly see the road below. Passed through some beautiful scenery. Argentina is...
The Family Fun Center. yay.
So we leave today for the Argentine Family Fun Center. I am being the party pooper and have already started complaining and we haven’t even left yet. Peter and Diego are the orgainzers, which means this could be a total diaster. Plus, we’re supposed to sleep in a big tent. Four dudes in a tent usually equals about zero fun in my book.
This fucker is bat shit crazy. →
This is one of the weirdest things I’ve seen in a while; an incoherent rant of the highest magnitude. I don’t think even Tom Cruise knows what the fuck he is talking about. He’s a total fucking alien. This reminds me of those Al Qaeda videotapes; where a lunatic man spews some flying spaghetti monster bullshit they believe to be ultimate truth. Also scary.
“What we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s...”
– Mike Huckabee, via dalas. This is some scary shit. This man cannot be President.
“so wie man in den wald reinruft, so schallt es zurück”
– I love it when I see people use German quotes. For such a gutteral tongue, it really has a way on growing on your ear…now I think it’s beautiful. Can’t wait to get back to Berlin!!!
Argentina Sucks
Not really. It’s actually pretty cool, but there are some SUPER SHITTY things about it. Something about Latin America has a way of turning simple tasks into almost farcical comedies of human nonsense. Yesterday, Peter got a X-mas package notification so we’re both all excited to go and get it, because neither of us has gotten a package in forever. Seems simple enough right. First, we...
what i’m thinking when i’m checking you out. →
This girls blog gives me a boner every time I read it. no shit.
Peter an JW lose their asses at the TRILENIUM!.
So the largest casino in South America is just outside the city limits of Buenos Aires. This is bad for Peter and I cause we’re both degenerate craps players with no willpower to control our man vices. So we totally went. And just like all casino’s, the Trilenium is a testy bitch; a cruel and unsympathetic mistress who reels you in, fucks you, and then punts you to the curb with your...
Polish Man Finds Wife Working in Brothel →
This article is so Eastern Europe..I fucking love it…who’s worse..the husband or the wife???
The Man Spa
Fed up with the heat, and wanting showers, Peter and I went to the Man Spa where we thought we’d maybe sit in the sauna, tell off color jokes with fat Porteno senior citizens, have a massage, and then shower up and leave. Instead, this place was a full blown, unembarrassed whore house. The bitch that rubbed me down was definitely not a masseuse. Not unless massuesses typically have humongous...
Shit buckets and blown water mains
So the water in Buenos Aires has been off for 3 days. The water was sketchy before, mostly working in the morning or night, but now we have no water at all. No one in the house has had a shower in this time, and the temperatures have been in the 30’s, which means we fester in the no-air conditioned rooms, laying horizontal as much as we can with fans in our faces, trying not to move for fear...
“Men may seem detestable as joint-stock companies or nations; knaves, fools, and...”
– Melville.
